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Howdy, Farmhands!
Among the many ways I "failed" at traditional masculinity as a child, (as much as any one can do so, mind. Gender roles are bullshit!) I never became A Car Guy. While many a youth saw the wheels and hubcaps and fenders and was overcome with a desire to get behind the wheel, I couldn't really care less. I consider motor vehicles to be not unlike horses. Mysterious creatures I am to respect from afar, but never understand. The primary difference is that a car isn't born with hatred in it's heart.
Vehicles feature in TTRPGS sometimes. That's the segue I'm going with here, just accept it. Vehicles feature in TTRPGS sometimes, so here's a D20 list to roll on whenever one appears to make it distinctive. Maybe your players will think the extra pizazz makes it desireable enough to purchase or heist? Maybe the vehicle isn't even one you'd expect it to be! Your Packmule is a vehicle of sorts! Those Eagles Gandalf called were technically "A Ride." Imagine if they'd rolled up with (rolls on the below table) A Bike Rack. One does not simply Mountain Bike their way into Mordor.
Until Next Time,
Farmer Gadda
| 1 | The Horn plays 'La Cucaracha' |
| 2 | Pair of Fuzzy Dice hangs from somewhere |
| 3 | There's a Luau Bobble Head |
| 4 | A Wizard has been Spray Painted on the side |
| 5 | Carpeted (Shag) |
| 6 | Bull Horns as a Hood Ornament |
| 7 | It's a Convertible |
| 8 | There's a DVD Player in the Backseat |
| 9 | Lifted Suspension (for compensating) |
| 10 | A Bike Rack |
| 11 | Political Bumper Sticker |
| 12 | Theme park Annual Pass Magnet |
| 13 | Rainbow Underglow |
| 14 | Ultra Violet High Beam Head Lights |
| 15 | Comedically Large Race Car Spoiler |
| 16 | Lambo Doors (they open UP) |
| 17 | Chromed Rims |
| 18 | Tinted Windows |
| 19 | A button labeled "NITRO." |
| 20 | Truck Nuts |
