Things on my Grocery List

 

Don't you Wanna go Apeshit?

    Howdy, Farmhands!

    Have you ever heard of "Free Will?"

    I make these d20 lists while I'm bored at work, believe it or not. They're a quick and simple way to pass the time, and they technically double as prep for future blog posts, though I try to space out the release of them to be between Actual Blogs so I don't make a name for myself as "A Much Shittier Ktrey". It was during one of these sessions that it occurred to me how one could make a list out of anything and, with a proper trigger, be bound to the result on that list. The sudden euphoria of witnessing all creation unfold before me hit like a truck and I immediately made the choice to just... blog out my grocery list one day. Like no joke, this is what was on my phone to pick up during my next Aldi run. And now it's yours. 

    When should you roll on this list? Honestly, whenever you don't have another list handy. Forget to come up with a list of "Stuff the Bandits Want?" Roll on this list. Neglected to put loot in tonight's dungeon and can't find your treasure tables? Roll on this list. Does the new NPC need a catchphrase to endear themselves to the party? Don't look now but I think there's a list right below this paragraph for that exact purpose. You can thank me later.

    Until Next Time,

        - Farmer Gadda 

Things On My Grocery List
1	Tinfoil
2	Eggs
3	Almond Milk
4	Frozen Pizzas (Stuffed Crust)
5	Peanut Butter
6	Water Softener Salt
7	French Vanilla Coffee Creaqmer
8	Cranberry Ginger Ale
9	Kitchen Sponges
10	Memory Gel Shoe Inserts
11	RGB TV Cable
12	Christmas Tree Scent-sicles
13	USB Charging Cable
14	Yeast Rolls
15	Korean Corn Dogs
16	Seasonal Candle (NOT Apple)
17	Dry Cat Food
18	Sports Drink (Blue Flavor)
19	Ground Turkey
20	Broccoli

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